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Santa Banta SMS



9 SMS found !

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.

Jeeto: Thank u G

Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.

Jeeto: Thank u G.

Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.

Jeeto: Thank u G

Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.

When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more


Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.

Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.

Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?


Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."