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Punjabi SMS



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Punjabi da master Preeto di copy dekhke kehnda: Apna mamma theek karo.
Preeto chutti ton baad apne yaar Sante nu puchdi hai: Mere Mamme theek nahi?
Santa: Sohne ne Bade Sohne ne!
Preeto: Aj Punjabi da master menu kehnda c, apna mamma theek karo.
Santa
Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno
What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"
Character: 141
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..
Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.

Jeeto: Thank u G

Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.

Jeeto: Thank u G.

Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.

Jeeto: Thank u G

Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...