Mobile SMS Messages

Insulting SMS



242 SMS found !

Today a phone without wire is fashion.



One day will come…



when human without brain will be a
fashion .



On that day…



My friend, U will Rock.
A Girl Askd Her Boyfriend:


What Do U Like Most In Me My Pretty Face Or My Sexy Body?


He Looked At Her Frm Top To bottom


And Replied: I Like Ur Sense Of Humour.
3 monkeys ran from zoo



1st watching TV.



2ndplayingGAME



&



3rd

,

,

,

,



No ya,




Its not u




Why do you always think that way.




3rd is missing Ok..
Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.



son: I start cleaning toilet.



Dad: how does that satisfy you?



Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
How would u confuse a mental person?






ans:- by a pineapple....












CONFUSED??...




I know I know..
How would u confuse a mental person?









ans:- by a pineapple....











CONFUSED??...




I know I know..
HEIGHT OF MAXIMUM iNSULT:


BOY 2 HIS GIRLFRIEND- IF U HAD NO HANDS,


WOULD U WEAR GLOVES?


GIRL- NO, OFCOURSE NOT!


BOY- THEN WHY do U WEAR a BRA?!
Cellphone using is very dangerous



&

It damages the Brain.


But,


You are so lucky,


No Brain!


No Damage!


So, No problem..!.. ha ha ha..

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently?


Mind u - its really very very urgent,


damn serious and very imp ....


Iam playing cards and


we have misplaced the JOKER
I want u to know that u r very important to me,


its impossible 4me to live without u even 4a second!


U r my life & I can feel u everywhere.


DONT MIND I WAS TALKING


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